I'm a nice guy. I've always been a nice guy, and I hope to continue being a nice guy until my old age. The problem with being a nice guy is that we always (to quote the old saying) "finish last".

And I'm afraid it's true fellas. You don't get much pussy as a nice guy, at least not as far as my observations go.

It's a good thing that that's never been high on my list of priorities isn't it

I know, as a 19-year old virgin that I should be...

Madness