Great Grievances and Cake
Posted 05-01-2008 at 07:18 PM by Crayne
May first. May Day. Massive drunken parties over the country of Winland. 4 dead after falling down from a balcony in Helsinki.
Yesterday, at 4 PM I witnessed a shitload of university students and polytechnic institute students orientating from one bar to another. And another load of them were buying their booze from the store. Hell, even our class held a drunken party yesterday.
But I had to miss that. All that. For my nephew's birthday party (he turned 6, oh yay, somewhat delicious cake and non-alcoholic beverages.)
And all I got was a glimpse of a venus flytrap. (Not even a lousy t-shirt!)
Yesterday, at 4 PM I witnessed a shitload of university students and polytechnic institute students orientating from one bar to another. And another load of them were buying their booze from the store. Hell, even our class held a drunken party yesterday.
But I had to miss that. All that. For my nephew's birthday party (he turned 6, oh yay, somewhat delicious cake and non-alcoholic beverages.)
And all I got was a glimpse of a venus flytrap. (Not even a lousy t-shirt!)
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By Venus Flytrap you mean vagina, right?
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Posted 05-01-2008 at 09:14 PM by Amerowolf
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No, that's a Penis Flytrap.
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Posted 05-02-2008 at 12:17 AM by Masked_Felix
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LOL at Masked Felix.
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Posted 05-02-2008 at 12:51 AM by SaiyajinPerfection
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By Venus Flytrap I mean the kind that eats flies. And if you were to try how effective the acid it produces is, I bet you'd get some kind of injury.
"Patient lost a chunk of his nose after trying how tough is the acid of a Venus Flytrap." |
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Posted 05-02-2008 at 02:04 PM by Crayne
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