What you should never tell your bastards.
Posted 05-03-2008 at 02:38 AM by Amerowolf
It crosses my mind, whenever I'm driving somewhere where children traversing to school are, that there are some things parents just shouldn't tell them.
Like:
-Cars legally can't hit you when you cross the street.
---When I was a kid, I ran across the street, I didn't shuffle my feet like some zombie in front of a car waiting to turn. For awhile, I quite seriously thought that cars would hit me if I wasn't out of their way.
-If anyone hits you, they get sent to jail.
---I blame the schools for this. Some people...Need to be hit. I got hit when I was bad, you all know you did at least once too. I don't care how kind hearted you are, hitting someone when they deserve it feels good. Schools, though...man. They take all the value out of giving someone a good right hook to the neck since the person getting hit gets to be all smug as you're carried out in cuffs. >_>
-Screw what people think, say what you want.
---That seems to be the new parental mantra, encouraging their kids to be individuals. That's all well and good, but I was raised on the 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." Essentially, I think that's why I was so amazingly silent as a young 'un.
Like:
-Cars legally can't hit you when you cross the street.
---When I was a kid, I ran across the street, I didn't shuffle my feet like some zombie in front of a car waiting to turn. For awhile, I quite seriously thought that cars would hit me if I wasn't out of their way.
-If anyone hits you, they get sent to jail.
---I blame the schools for this. Some people...Need to be hit. I got hit when I was bad, you all know you did at least once too. I don't care how kind hearted you are, hitting someone when they deserve it feels good. Schools, though...man. They take all the value out of giving someone a good right hook to the neck since the person getting hit gets to be all smug as you're carried out in cuffs. >_>
-Screw what people think, say what you want.
---That seems to be the new parental mantra, encouraging their kids to be individuals. That's all well and good, but I was raised on the 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." Essentially, I think that's why I was so amazingly silent as a young 'un.
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I know this is unbelievably wierd, but is your name Grace?
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Posted 05-03-2008 at 04:58 PM by Broly
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I wonder if people who liked lynching me thought the same. "Some people need to be hit."
Other than that, I wasn't really raised with the "If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything" attitude. It's just in my nature. And hence I often go all out when starting a topic that I know about and that is relevant to my interests. |
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Posted 05-03-2008 at 04:59 PM by Crayne
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No, my name is Patric--Emily >_>
It's people who hit people that need to be hit, so thus it can be a series of bloody brawls and broken noses. |
Posted 05-03-2008 at 07:14 PM by Amerowolf
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B-But the goal would be achieved with me purifying this corrupt world with the searing flames of Chaos!
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Posted 05-03-2008 at 09:52 PM by Crayne
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