So, it's really nice outside, and this is one of my favorite times of the year. Main reason why: Girls with pretty feet are outside. Yes, I said it; I just love girls with pretty feet, it's a fuckin turn on to me, and uh, lots of other people, but who cares about them, I don't.

So, this is one of the most beautiful things to look at on a female, it really is. Everything about them is beautiful, but that's one of the main portions in my honest opinion. That's not to, how can I say it?...

Evil Vegeta

Shirogetsu

Just a little awhile ago. My Dad was cooking for my Mom some weird Spanish food that looks like tree bark. He yells at me for waking up so late and tells me my room smells. A few minutes later I begin to notice a different smell in my room. I go back to the kitchen thinking its the food walking back the few yards difference to my room. But as I make my way over to the wall with the window I realize it is a different smell. A familiar smell. One of my neighbors is smoking a blunt. So the sensible...

Zer0

Okay, so I was in the kitchen, talking to mum ... and she brought up sex. Which, yeah, I guess I expected at some point or another. And yeah, I'm slightly disturbed that mum saw my bare breasts and possibly other things. But, I'm not sure how many moms come out and go 'you can have sex with. your boyfriend as long as nobody sees you'. WTF? I mean, I'm not complaining, and was thinking about talking to her about it ...
... thing is, I'm wondering how she found out. =/ but ... well, less of...

Beautiful Illusion

I'm a nice guy. I've always been a nice guy, and I hope to continue being a nice guy until my old age. The problem with being a nice guy is that we always (to quote the old saying) "finish last".

And I'm afraid it's true fellas. You don't get much pussy as a nice guy, at least not as far as my observations go.

It's a good thing that that's never been high on my list of priorities isn't it

I know, as a 19-year old virgin that I should be...

Madness