I realised that it's not safe to wear one to school today. If you're a girl anyways ... but seriously. My one friend, Amber, she like ... likes to show peoples underwear to the school. Monday, it was Zack, whose boxers apparently ended up around his ankles. Luckily, I didn't see. This afternoon, she lifted up my skirt, exposing a pink fishnet thong to several startled 11-year-olds.

In other news, I don't think I will ever dry-shave my legs again. Ever. It hurts like fuck. >_<...

Beautiful Illusion

1. I said so.

2. They're a good way to pile a bunch of crap you hardly eat by themselves into one awesome meal.

3. If you didn't read the first one: Go to Hell because I said so.

4. When ladies ask for you opinion on furniture and other house hold stuff, you can shove a taco in your mouth and babble incoherently until they leave.

5. When ladies mask for your opinion on furniture or other household stuff, you can shove a taco down her mouth...

Chuckles

This is mostly McDonald's stuff. Enjoy:

*A 10 piece Selects from McDonald's has 1280 calories.

*The shake-mix from McDonald's posesses an edible polymer (plastic), which makes it fluffy even when it's not cold.

*McDonald's has the highest grade meat out of any fast food chain. The other fast food chains have lower grade meat than standard dog food.

*A single McDonald's establishment disposes of roughly 10-15 gallons of grease per day.
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SaiyajinPerfection

Simply a rant about how humanity is fucked up:

Technology is not only our greatest strength, but it is also our greatest weakness. People simply can't stand it to go a single day without electricity. Cell phones, cameras, cars, game systems, television, ect. My psychotic rampage urge kicks in when I see GPS systems inside cars, apparently humanity has become so blinded by luxary that no one has the ability to have a sense of direction or even read road signs anymore. As a result, they...

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