Dragonball Z: The Real Movie - Page 24

**LegendarySSJ7** · 06-02-2008

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Originally Posted by Unruly_Saiyajin

Why don't we all band together to form a freakin sweet MFG DBZ movie? I would be awesome. But seriously is that little homo supposed to be Goku? And dude Yamcha looks like he would strangle Goku, bend him over a chair, and...[Out of Battery]

My primary qualm with this film is that it isn't even that these actors aren't apt for the roles or that the film is going to collapse under the weight of a horrid script and structure (besides bodybuilders not even being good actors much of the time), it's that the respect for the source material is going to be nil to none. I wished Fox had never had the rights to it, but it's too late for that.

SSJBulma · 06-02-2008

It looks like it's going to be the same style of poopyness as the live action Thunderbirds. Some scenes have highschool kids in a classroom with technical drawing boards. WTF?

Stop butchering childhood loves ya hollywood schmucks.

This film is going to be dreadful IMO, the actors all look wrong. Has anyone seen what Yamcha has become?? Dreadful.

Somethings are meant to stay in cartoon form only. You wouldn't make a live action film of Count Duckula or Dangermouse would you?!...would you?! :(
I just want to cry.

TobiGoodBoy · 06-02-2008

LOL this is going to be amazingly crap. Goku goes to school. I can imagine it now.

*Scene 20: Castle*
*King Piccolo is getting ready to fight Goku*
King Piccolo: *Incredibly Hollywood evil bad guy laugh*
Goku: Oh man jeeze you just are the lowest of the low. You took out my car man. That's seriously not cool dude. You f***** up my life. I'm going to knock you straight back to where you came.
*Crappy Rap song begins during the fight with CGI that makes it look awfully fake*
King Piccolo: HHAHAHAHAHAHA you're finished!!!
Goku: Oh jeeze man. You are cramping my style. Pow Pow Pow. Not so fast.
*Goku does blast saves the day. Kisses girlfriend and has a breakdancing competition with Yamcha*
Goku: Shizzle my nizzle on a fizzle dizzle wizzle.

gad_is_here · 06-02-2008

WeKillYouAll · 06-02-2008

I was imagining this GKRT...

Scene: High School

(Goku is walking with Yamcha after History class)
Goku: Damn Yamcha, History is killin my g.p.a.! I'll never get into Stanford.
Yamcha: Relax dude... Just go to State with me where all the babes are easy as the tests.
Goku: My Grandpa would kill me from the afterlife if I don't get into Stanford.
(Bulma approaches the two from the side with a lollipop in her mouth)
Bulma: Hey guys I totally blew my history professor for an A!! He He.. Hey Yamcha ready for our date tonight?
Yamcha: I uhhhh..... (interrupted by a blast)

Suddenly half the school is blown away by a large blast.
Enter King Piccolo.

Piccolo: Where is Goku... I hear he is the baddest Mo Fo lo down around this town! (Puts shades on after saying this)
Piccolo's Dance Crew: (All together) Sho Nuff!
Goku: I don't believe in violence so you can clean this mess up and get on your way Sir!
Piccolo: (Takes Goku's glasses off and crushes them with his hands) Listen 4 eyes, I didn't just travel from another dimension to not fight the grandson of Gohan!
Bulma: Ewww someone used the wrong lotion in the tanning bed... (motions to Piccolo while talking to Yamcha)
Piccolo: Shut it Slut!
Yamcha: Thats it Bro you and me let's do this dance! (Get's in wolf fang fist stance)

Piccolo punches a hole through Yamcha's chest before he could even flinch.

Bulma: NOOOOO YAMCHA!!!! .... OOh who is that.. He is cute. Later Goku!
Goku: You will pay for that with your life you green meanie!

Big fight scene that wasted 70% of the budget. A car crashes and a guy falls off a crotch rocket bike and slides on his back for half a mile. A fruit stand get's destroyed, doves are released, and large window pains shatter from loud yelling. Goku turns Super Saiyan and shove's his hand up Piccolo's ass.

Goku: I call this 1000 years of pain technique!!!
Piccolo: gasps for air.... (Dies)

Goku turns Piccolo into a hand puppet and Bulma gets herpies. THE END.

SSJBulma · 06-02-2008

The worse thing of all...the above script is better than what will be on the big screen.

*cries*

GOAT · 06-02-2008

Chow Yun Fat went from amazing films like Hard Boiled to this shit.

SSJBulma · 06-02-2008

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Originally Posted by G.O.A.T.

Chow Yun Fat went from amazing films like Hard Boiled to this shit.

The old guy form the first attempt at this sort of film look more like Roshi.

apocalypse1280 · 06-02-2008

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Originally Posted by SSJBulma

The old guy form the first attempt at this sort of film look more like Roshi.

Quoted for truth.

Remixxx · 06-03-2008

I just hope its not gonna be like speed raecr a movie for a 6 year old boy.

SSJBulma · 06-03-2008

A 6 year old wouldn't be impressed with this.

gad_is_here · 06-03-2008

Maybe he'll silence us with a good movie. Who knows?????

SSJBulma · 06-03-2008

I do. I'm that stubborn.

gad_is_here · 06-03-2008

The Electron Zone · 06-04-2008

UPDATE: They are making a trailer!

06-02-2008	#347 (permalink)
SSJBulma (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a soup-kitchen stealin your soupz! Posts: 8,793 Blog Entries: 7 Rep Power: 155	Re: Dragonball Z: The Real Movie It looks like it's going to be the same style of poopyness as the live action Thunderbirds. Some scenes have highschool kids in a classroom with technical drawing boards. WTF? Stop butchering childhood loves ya hollywood schmucks. This film is going to be dreadful IMO, the actors all look wrong. Has anyone seen what Yamcha has become?? Dreadful. Somethings are meant to stay in cartoon form only. You wouldn't make a live action film of Count Duckula or Dangermouse would you?!...would you?! :( I just want to cry. __________________ http://revandesigns.weebly.com/gaming-newsreviews.html

06-02-2008	#348 (permalink)
TobiGoodBoy (22) Super Saiyan 3 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under your bed. Posts: 2,256 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 78	Re: Dragonball Z: The Real Movie LOL this is going to be amazingly crap. Goku goes to school. I can imagine it now. Scene 20: Castle King Piccolo is getting ready to fight Goku King Piccolo: Incredibly Hollywood evil bad guy laugh Goku: Oh man jeeze you just are the lowest of the low. You took out my car man. That's seriously not cool dude. You f***** up my life. I'm going to knock you straight back to where you came. Crappy Rap song begins during the fight with CGI that makes it look awfully fake King Piccolo: HHAHAHAHAHAHA you're finished!!! Goku: Oh jeeze man. You are cramping my style. Pow Pow Pow. Not so fast. Goku does blast saves the day. Kisses girlfriend and has a breakdancing competition with Yamcha Goku: Shizzle my nizzle on a fizzle dizzle wizzle. __________________

06-02-2008	#349 (permalink)
gad_is_here (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: I go with the naked ladies[;)] Posts: 2,507 Blog Entries: 7 Rep Power: 77	Re: Dragonball Z: The Real Movie __________________ Nobody's perfect and since I'm nobody... Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

06-02-2008	#350 (permalink)
WeKillYouAll (19) Mastered Super Saiyan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Grand Line Posts: 1,020 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 73	Re: Dragonball Z: The Real Movie I was imagining this GKRT... Scene: High School (Goku is walking with Yamcha after History class) Goku: Damn Yamcha, History is killin my g.p.a.! I'll never get into Stanford. Yamcha: Relax dude... Just go to State with me where all the babes are easy as the tests. Goku: My Grandpa would kill me from the afterlife if I don't get into Stanford. (Bulma approaches the two from the side with a lollipop in her mouth) Bulma: Hey guys I totally blew my history professor for an A!! He He.. Hey Yamcha ready for our date tonight? Yamcha: I uhhhh..... (interrupted by a blast) Suddenly half the school is blown away by a large blast. Enter King Piccolo. Piccolo: Where is Goku... I hear he is the baddest Mo Fo lo down around this town! (Puts shades on after saying this) Piccolo's Dance Crew: (All together) Sho Nuff! Goku: I don't believe in violence so you can clean this mess up and get on your way Sir! Piccolo: (Takes Goku's glasses off and crushes them with his hands) Listen 4 eyes, I didn't just travel from another dimension to not fight the grandson of Gohan! Bulma: Ewww someone used the wrong lotion in the tanning bed... (motions to Piccolo while talking to Yamcha) Piccolo: Shut it Slut! Yamcha: Thats it Bro you and me let's do this dance! (Get's in wolf fang fist stance) Piccolo punches a hole through Yamcha's chest before he could even flinch. Bulma: NOOOOO YAMCHA!!!! .... OOh who is that.. He is cute. Later Goku! Goku: You will pay for that with your life you green meanie! Big fight scene that wasted 70% of the budget. A car crashes and a guy falls off a crotch rocket bike and slides on his back for half a mile. A fruit stand get's destroyed, doves are released, and large window pains shatter from loud yelling. Goku turns Super Saiyan and shove's his hand up Piccolo's ass. Goku: I call this 1000 years of pain technique!!! Piccolo: gasps for air.... (Dies) Goku turns Piccolo into a hand puppet and Bulma gets herpies. THE END. __________________ "It's just another day in the life of the Goddamn BOSS!" PSN - Gmoneez Xbox Live - gmoneez

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SSJBulma (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a soup-kitchen stealin your soupz! Posts: 8,793 Blog Entries: 7 Rep Power: 155	Re: Dragonball Z: The Real Movie The worse thing of all...the above script is better than what will be on the big screen. cries __________________ http://revandesigns.weebly.com/gaming-newsreviews.html

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Remixxx (24) Super Saiyan 4 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Planet Neptune Posts: 3,458 Rep Power: 70	Re: Dragonball Z: The Real Movie I just hope its not gonna be like speed raecr a movie for a 6 year old boy. __________________

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SSJBulma (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a soup-kitchen stealin your soupz! Posts: 8,793 Blog Entries: 7 Rep Power: 155	Re: Dragonball Z: The Real Movie A 6 year old wouldn't be impressed with this. __________________ http://revandesigns.weebly.com/gaming-newsreviews.html

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gad_is_here (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: I go with the naked ladies[;)] Posts: 2,507 Blog Entries: 7 Rep Power: 77	Re: Dragonball Z: The Real Movie Maybe he'll silence us with a good movie. Who knows????? __________________ Nobody's perfect and since I'm nobody... Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

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SSJBulma (29) Great Lord of Worlds Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a soup-kitchen stealin your soupz! Posts: 8,793 Blog Entries: 7 Rep Power: 155	Re: Dragonball Z: The Real Movie I do. I'm that stubborn. __________________ http://revandesigns.weebly.com/gaming-newsreviews.html

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gad_is_here (23) Final Warrior Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: I go with the naked ladies[;)] Posts: 2,507 Blog Entries: 7 Rep Power: 77	Re: Dragonball Z: The Real Movie lol __________________ Nobody's perfect and since I'm nobody... Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

06-04-2008	#360 (permalink)
The Electron Zone Naruto Ranked (25) Rokubi Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Between The Wakes Of What Seems Death And Life Posts: 4,301 Blog Entries: 7 Rep Power: 65	Re: Dragonball Z: The Real Movie UPDATE: They are making a trailer! __________________