Joot

I wrote the poem.

Super corny, but she'll like it. I have it all planned out. My mom got mad at me last year when I didn't get her shit. Basically, I'll be all, "Happy Mother's Day" but won't give her shit. She'll think I didn't get her shit again and prolly get mad.

The screen saver it's gonna say Happy Mother's Day... but she's gonna say to herself I only did that so that she didn't get mad, which she still will be. Then she'll prolly move the mouse or something, and the poem is gonna be in a word document, on screen. Being the nosey lady she is, she's gonna read it.

Score: Joot - 1, Moms not feeling appreciated - 0

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