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Originally Posted by Halcyon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack
IF YOU WERE A LADY I WOULD ONLY APPROACH YOU FROM THE BACK, BECAUSE WHEN I FACE GIRLS I START SWEATING REAL BAD AND MY THROAT CLOSES UP. ONE TIME THIS GIRL OFFERED TO SIT WITH ME AT LUNCH OUT OF NO WHERE, AND I ACCIDENTALLY SHOT A PIECE OF BANANA INTO HER BULBOUS GUT BECAUSE OF HOW QUICKLY MY THROAT SHUT.
I TOTALLY WANKED IT LATER.
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Hm.
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You bastard. That was so fucking funny, I shot a banana out of
my throat.