Originally Posted by Jack

IF YOU WERE A LADY I WOULD ONLY APPROACH YOU FROM THE BACK, BECAUSE WHEN I FACE GIRLS I START SWEATING REAL BAD AND MY THROAT CLOSES UP. ONE TIME THIS GIRL OFFERED TO SIT WITH ME AT LUNCH OUT OF NO WHERE, AND I ACCIDENTALLY SHOT A PIECE OF BANANA INTO HER BULBOUS GUT BECAUSE OF HOW QUICKLY MY THROAT SHUT.

I TOTALLY WANKED IT LATER.