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Originally Posted by Manic
An enraged Naruto makes all nine tails appear, killing Madara and causing the Kyuubi to release entirely. He then dies in order to eradicate the nine tailed fox for good, and has his face added to Mt. Rushmore for saving everyone. Sasuke is deeply saddened by Naruto's death and becomes more emo. Has pity sex with Sakura. Hinata commits suicide. Kakashi doesn't die, but gets his Sharingan ripped out. Shikamaru starts smoking pot and becomes the village's next hokage because of his overwhelming brilliance.
Rock Lee finds his niche as a movie star and leaves the village to pursue his acting career, becoming a missing nin. Hyuuga is ordered to retrieve him, and also becomes famous when the fight between he and Rock Lee is accidentally recorded and subsequently televised. He then becomes a missing nin as well. Gai takes on a pupil with no legs, vowing to make him into the greatest kickboxer alive before he dies. He succeeds.
Shino takes an interest in breeding insects, and mistakingly gives birth to a flesh-eating parasite that wipes out half of the village's population. The series ends there.
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That's about five notches better than any ending that's going to happen. I'm being dead serious.
Also, some of those pairings are WEIRD.