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Originally Posted by Ben10
I'm unfamiliar with the term "Melvin".
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Ever look in a mirror?
Characteristics of the common "Melvin" include an inexplicable attraction to the visual and literary tripe known as "Hellsing". Large percentages of Melvins live in or emmigrate from states such as Michigan and Ohio, where they probably live in the suburbs with parents who drive Hybrids.
These are just some features characteristic of but not exclusive to the "Melvin". The "Melvin" is not to be mistaken for its cousin the "Twit", as the "Twit" is most often found in middle schools or younger.