Re: Kami's Pub
OOC: Sine this is non-cannon and should not affect my actual character, I will retain my comedic status. Please do mind my crude jokes and insulting humor. (I just hope Lazlo minds, or he’s going to have my arse >_<)
While the people inside the pub were going about their own business, there came a sudden harsh knock from the door. No, it wasn’t a knock. More like a slam. Like if someone were trying to force his or her way through. But despite the obvious fact that the door was clearly unlocked, the smashing continued, increasing in magnitude each time.
The unexpected racket made some of the pub’s clients turn their heads to see what was going on. They kept staring at the in suspense, until finally, the door abruptly swung open. A middle-aged man, with thinning hair and saggy clothes that made him look fat, came running into the pub, arms flailing in the air and mouth open in order to release a scream of terror.
“He’s coming! He’s coming! And he’s going to kill me! I’m going to diiiieeee!” He wailed, tongue swinging wildly as white foam spewed out of his wide-open mouth. He ran around in circles rambling the same words before he finally sprinted across the room and jumped through a window head first, leaving shattered glass in his wake. Whether or not he survived the six feet fall is unknown.
Meanwhile, a few seconds after the crazy man’s departure, a shadowy figure could be seen standing just outside the doorway. The man was around 6 feet tall, and his features were not revealed until he had stepped into the light supplied by the pub. The man was obviously disturbed. His face was distorted in a grimace or scowl. Perhaps he was angered or in pain? Either way, as soon as he stepped foot into the bar he got into a horse stance. He crouched down, feet spread apart and bent arms aside his hips. The bar tender saw this and immediately got ready for trouble; assuming this was the person’s fighting stance. Everyone waited in anticipation, to see what he would do.
But all that followed was the growl of something molested deep inside his bowels. He showed bare teeth and produced a low groaning sound. And out from the bowels of his stomach and through his ass, he emitted a large fart that resonated throughout the room like a thunderclap. Some of the drinking glasses even broke during the process. After orchestrating this disgusting act, he finally spoke up,
“Ummm… could any of you point me to the nearest bathroom?” Raitro said with a big grin.
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