Re: Encounter in the Forest of Death.
If the matchups were this:
Shino and Kiba vs Kankurou: As mentioned before me, he'd lose. But if he is quick and went on the offensive I reckon he would poison Kiba. Shino would out-last him but as stated, his moves take a little to come into play giving Kankurou a chance to at least break even. But lets say Shino survives.
Ten Ten and Hinata vs Temari: Again, stated before hand. If she keeps her distance I don't see this being a problem. She'd probably be low on Chakra, but she'd win.
Lee and Neji vs Gaara: I'm inclined to say Gaara. He took down Lee at 5 gates and was stated to "un-harmed" after the match. So Lee at one gate really wouldn't hassle him. I'm really not sure what to say about Neji.. He might be able to beat him, but with only a stat 3 in speed at this point it's hard to say.. So.. Gaara wins :/
That leaves Shino to take on Gaara and Temari. Suna wins..
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