14 things to try in a Wal Mart.
I got a few: 1) At halloween time go there (if yours is open 24 hours late at night). Then go to the costume department and pick up a loose were wolf mask and Dracula cape (just bring them if you already have them) put them on and run through the store yelling "I am the mighty Were Dracula! Fear Me!" as loud as you can (new lines optional) and bite some people.
Ex.1: Do it naked!
Ex.1.5:If doing Ex.1 eat lots of chease before hand to m ake yourself constipated. Repeatedly stop to try nad crap.
EX.2:Flip people of while doing it.
EX.3: At the end go to the exit run around in a circle 3 times and then zoom out the exit setting off the alarm.
EX.4:Have a friend come with you with a CD player playing as loud as it will go Ozzy Osbournes "Bark At the Moon"
2) Go into the family bath room (a bathroom for men and women) with a box of condoms. (can also be done in fitting room).
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