.Edward Elric

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. Done

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 2-minute intervals. Done

3 . Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. Done he said aw crap not another spill.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. Done

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. Done

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. Done

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Done

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your teeth. Done

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Not Done

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. Done and it was damn funny too.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. Not Done

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" Done

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" Done

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" Done