Well, when I think of one, I'll post it here. I have one so far...
Me - By... Me
I’m your special guy and you put no one above me.
Even when you mad at me girl, you still love me.
When you are cold and sad, girl you want to hug me.
And when you lonely and horny, you want to f**k me.
Even though, sometimes, girl you really bug me.
That doesn’t really matter, because, girl you still my honey.
And no one on this world loves me like you love me.
And remember girl; I am your man and not your buddy.