Well, I have a story to tell. About two months ago, a friend came to me
with a problem, he was uncomfortable with his appearence. So I did what
I could to shut him the fuck up, I posted his picture here, and showed
him all the comments you gave him (Who you thought was me.) Anyway,
what I neglected to do was actually post a picture of myself, because,
well, I didn't feel like it. So, here, now, for the first time of MFG,
you will gaze into the undending sexyness of Lazlo.
Don't all masturbate to me at once now.