Chapter 3: Crap "Nothing Up My Sleeve" Jokes
Narrator: Welcome to another episode of Dragonball Z. I'm bored of this job already.
Raditz: This kid is annoying. I know! I'll lock him up! I'm such a warrior. I pick on small children. Wow a powerlevel of 710 clsoe by. It's that kid. I've never been this scared since I knew Michael Jackson was a real person.
Goku: Hi Raditz.
Raditz: Oh great. I guess your gonna fight me.
Piccolo: That's the plan.
Raditz: You guys don't stand a chance against me. My powerlevel is OVER 1,200!!!
Goku: Well that was random.
Raditz: That's the point. Now feel my penis...I mean power.
Piccolo: Let's take off our armor.
Goku: Okay...
Piccolo: It's getting hot in here. So I'm gonna take off all my clothes.
Goku: Shut up.
Piccolo: Man your nasty.
Raditz: Not as nasty as me.
*Raditz flies forward and...Okay to make this bit easier to type I'll just say this. Raditz is WTFPWNing Goku and Piccolo*
Raditz: Feel my blast.
Goku: Phew. It was lucky I dodged that otherwise...
Piccolo: You would end up like me.
Raditz: Looks like there's nothing up your sleeve.
Piccolo: Ha ha very funny.
Raditz: You're 'armless now.
Piccolo: Look seriously stop.
Raditz: You're not half the...
Piccolo: I SAID STOP!!!
Raditz: No need to shout. Why didn't you say so in the first place?
Piccolo: I did.
Goku: Give me back my son.
Raditz: For the last time...no!
Goku: Well I can't think of anything to do. Any plans Piccolo?
Piccolo: I have one and it's as hot as my underwear.
Goku: You don't wear underwear.
Piccolo: Okay Okay. I got it this time. I have one and it's as hot as my face.
Goku: That makes you sound like you've got a fever.
Piccolo: Okay I have another one. I have one and it's as hot as my...
Goku: Look what is this plan of yours?
Piccolo: It's the Special...
Goku: Special what?
Piccolo: Beam...
Goku: Get on with it!
Piccolo: Cannon!!!
Goku: Special Beam Cannon? That name is lame.
Piccolo: What would you call it.
Goku: Light of Death?
Piccolo: That sounds gay.
Raditz: Hey you two. Stop hogging all the dialouge. I haven't talked for the last 5 minutes.
Piccolo: Give me 5 minutes and I'll be ready.
Narrator: Can Goku fight Raditz for 5 minutes and live? Find out next time on Dragonball Z.