SaiyajinPerfection

My friends
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
(Note:*Mrs. Lovett's lyrics are excluded here for typing purposes*)

These are my friends, see how they glisten
See this one shine, how he smiles in the light
My friend, my faithful friend

Speak to me friend, whisper, I'll listen
I know, I know you've been locked out of sight all these years
Like me my friend
Well I've come home to find you waiting
Home, and we're together, and we'll do wonders...won't we?

You there my friend
Come let me hold you
Now, with a sigh, you grow warm in my hand
My friends
My clever friend

Rest now my friends
Soon I'll unfold you
Soon you'll know splendors you never have known all your days
My lucky friend
Until now your shine was merely silver
Friends, you shall drip rubies...
You'll soon drip precious rubies
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The Chainsaw Juggler
The Four Postmen

What ever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine
"And how did you learn to kiss like that?" Said the man to his German Shepard
It's not polite to talk when your mouth is full of big bumblebees
But it's quite ok to love your mom, as long as you don't get her pregnant
Everybody!
La ta dum dee dee dee dee dee dee, La ta dum dee dee dee dee dee dee, La ta dum dee dee dee dee dee dee,
There's something wrong with this song!

Cross my heart? Yes!
Stick a finger in my eye? No!
But wife, I'm telling the truth
I've slept with your sister, your mom, and your dad
And the second best sex was you
Oh! Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub--- need I say more?
And Jack Sprat could eat no fat, so he divorced her
Everybody!
I know that there's something wrong with this song, I just don't know what it could be
Yes I know that there's something wrong with this song, I just don't know what it could be!

Oh God that sounds bad! Who's off?!
Drums? Acoustic guitar?
(Not me man)
That was base wasn't it? Oh crap....
Are we ready? Here we go!

What ever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine
I heard he died, nobody cried,
Instead they all chopped off their arms!

Oh well, when in Rome....
(random Latin terms)
(more radom Latin terms)
And boy am I glad we're in charge!
Oh, a Buddhist, a Muslim, a Nun, and a Jew were stuck in a hot air balloon
It suddenly popped, and though they prayed as it dropped
It proves that God hates us all!!
Everybody!
La ta dum dee dee dee dee dee, La ta dum dee dee dee dee dee dee, La ta dum dee dee dee dee dee dee,
There's something wrong with this song!

And as the wise man stood atop the hill naked and disgusting, and dirty and--- naked
He shouted down to the angry villagers far below
He said "You may have won the battle... but I'm ho!... I'm out of ammunition!
He said "Life isn't a bowl of cherries... it's... it's... ok, maybe it is"
He said "It's not the size that counts... it's the woman that counts the size."
He said "You can't sue yourself for writing an unauthorized autobiography"
He said "If at first you don't suceed, well than maybe you're a goddamn loser"
He said "It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether I win or lose."
He said "Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater! Unless it's floating face down"
He said "If you can't beat them, let me beat them!"
He said "You can tell a lot about a guy by how he strangles you"
And lastly, he said "Fight for peace! Make love, not war....unless you love to kill"
Right! And as they stormed the mountain and kicked him to death, he said one more thing,
He said "Ow, stop kicking me! (**big struggle**)"

And as the Martian sat and waved from his driver's seat window of his hovering Martian spaceship on his way back to Jupiter
He offered these parting words of advice
He said "Do yourself a favor and stop this goddamn song"

...But we couldn't

Because we still didn't know...!

Whatever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine
I heard he died, but nobody cried, instead they all chopped off their arms!
Well that sure makes sense, he was loved by his fans, but tell me how did he die?
Nobody knows, they found him alone, all bloodied with his arms by his side
Everybody!

I know that there's something wrong with this song, I just don't know what it could be
La ta dum dee dee dee dee dee dee,
There's something wrong with this--
Something wrong with this--
Something wrong with this song!

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