Real Name:

This clearly indicates my potential to grow and mature in different directions dependant on the conditions I'm placed in. Clearly, this is highly accurate.
Full Name + Middle Name:

Corsola, indicating my hard and prickly exterior when you first meet me in real life. Again, accurate.
User Name:

Miltank! This indicates that I have sizable nipples and am not afraid to show them to the public. Again, this remains true. So far, this thing is scarily accurate.
User Name 2:

Tyranitar. This guy is big, badassed and brutal. Just like me. And again is hard and spiky.
User Name 3 (most recent):

Raikou. Now that's awesome. Clearly, my most recent incarnation is my most powerful yet, and I have have the capacity to shock and stun people, just like electricity.
That Pokemon thing is 100% correct. Awesome.