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It's the end of Dragon Ball Z, and Vegeta steals Goku's Pickle, the war has begun, which side would you choose(as in which side would win?)

TEAM VEGETA
Vegeta(Majin)
Bulma
Yaijirobe
Namekian Warrior
Crane Hermit(Can kill any one character with his hidden blade)
Namekian Farmer
Captain Ginyu
Recoombe
Android 17
Babidi(Can double one any evil characters power level)
Piccolo Jr(End of Z)
Gohan(SSJ2 VS Cell)
Oozaru Nappa
Guldo
Jeice(If teams up with Burta somehow, can kamakazi with Burta to kill any 5 opponents)
Majin Buu(No absorbing allowed)
Android 19(Can steal 50% of the energy of two opponents, but then explodes and dies)
King Cold(Can steal the weapon of any character, this allows him to instantly kill any number of characters that have ever used weapons)
Android 20(Can steal 25% of the energy of four opponents, but then dies)
Metal Cell
Oolong
Dabura(Stone spit can freeze 2 opponents, but if Dabura dies, they are unfrozen and 10x more powerful)
Android 16(Can self destruct to kill any one character)
Kid Buu(No absorbing allowed)
King Kai(Can teach Kaoken to one good character, only to Kaokenx4)
Bee
3x Potara Earrings
10 Senzu Beans
3 Dragon Balls

TEAM GOKU
Chi Chi(Can feed 5 characters to heal all damage)
Hercule(Can shoot any one character to kill them)
Goku(SSJ1 VS Frieza)
Yamcha
Zarbon(Monster)
Tien(Kikoho can kill anyone, one use then Tien dies)
Piccolo Daimaio
Raditz
Master Roshi(x100,000 power level)
Frieza Soldier
Saibaman(Self destruct will guarenteed kill anyone)
Cell(Can self destruct to kill 2 enermies, but loses one ally also)
Super Buu(can absorb one character, but must be weaker than him)
Dodoria
Cui
Cell Jr
Old Kai(Can unlock power, doubling any good characters power level)
Kibito Kai(Can save one character from death)
Mecha Frieza(power level 0.1)
Future Trunks(USSJ 3rd Grade)
Android 18(Can seduce one character to join their side)
Burta(So fast NO ONE can hit him ever)
Supreme Kai(With the power to instantly die)
Dabuza
Dende
Puar
Uub
Bee like Robot
Heart Virus filled syringe(instant effect)x5
Bulma's battle armour xinfinite
Nuclear explosivex5
Pile of junk(containing any computer or mechanical parts needed)
4 Dragon Balls

Use your imaginations, anything goes. Hell, Guldo could freeze time, and cut out Goku's eyes! Which side would win?

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